Exploits and Musings Of Heidi
Mr. Sandman Called My Name...
And I answered big time! I slept so well last night. I am still quite tired I have to make up for lost time so it will be a short and sweet Friday Five:
Top Five Stupid Questions I have been asked in a job interview:
1. Are these your real marks from University?
2. Are you married? If not I can set you up with my son.
3. Are you willing to do whatever it takes to get this job?(the person who asked this question was reported to the police and thus fired. I received his job two weeks later. haha)
4. Now that I have your phone number, may I call you sometime?
5. Are you SURE these are your REAL marks from University?
Have a good weekend everyone!
Setting the Record Straight
It has come to my attention that someone has asked me if I DO do things to get attention, in particular, my yahoo profile.
Let me set this straight. I have changed my yahoo profile. It does not matter WHAT I say or do, I will still get attention. I always have gotten attention in my life as well as online. I HAVE TOLD YOU before, I can go out here in sweat pants, a baseball cap and all my hair up under it and I will STILL get more attention than any woman who is dressed up and looking good.
The same goes for online. If I am in a chat room and not even TALKING but TYPING, I still get people paying attention to me. If you think for one minute, the stuff I wrote on my profile, the picture I had on it, or the link I had on my profile changes anything, you are sorely mistaken. My WHOLE life I have always had attention whether I wanted it or not.
Just because I go into a chat room does NOT mean I am looking for PM's or someone to pay attention to me. I go in there to talk to my surrogate mommy. Most of the time I am messaging her and talking to her. NO ONE that I talk to in a chat room has pictures of me. Your sense of what is right and what is not is getting blurry. YOU already know A) what I look like, B) the way that I am C) my background. You think that people know all of this and instantly fall for me. Not true. People that come and go in a chat room DO NOT get to know the real me.
For me to change anything is compromising who I am. I have been this way for a long time, I am a sexual being, I do have a vibrant and engaging personality. People pick up on that REGARDLESS. I have always been unique and not like other people, which people can see and that is why they try to engage in conversation with me. I do not talk to them about personal and private things. I do not try to 'meet them'. If you would just for one minute talk to my surrogate mom, she would set the record straight.
Enough of my rant, if that does not get my point across I don't know what will. I made this broccoli salad this morning. It is one of my favorite things. You take a good full head of broccoli and cut it up into small, bite size pieces. Then grate about 1cup of sharp cheddar cheese and dice up 1 cup of onions. Then take about 1/2 a cup of miracle whip, dash of mustard, dash of milk and about a teaspoon of sugar and mix that together for a salad dressing. Pour that on top and mix until it is evenly covered. Voila! It tastes sooo good. I am eating that right now for lunch.
I am hoping this afternoon will be better. It would be nice to be able to get one night's sleep. I didn't sleep at all last night. My work is suffering from my lack of sleep. Things need to change...NOW.
Some Things Never Change
Late last night I got a phone call my friend's back home. Steve (I have to meet your boyfriend he sounds quite yummy!), Kelly (What?s going on girl? We HAVE to talk!), Spencer (Don't want no short dick man....remember that??? LMAO), Justin (You have to teach me some new dance moves) and Kim (how is Lena? How are the wedding plans going?) all called me through a myriad of three way calls to all say hey and that they miss me. I cried when they called, I miss them all SOOOOO MUCH! I am planning on getting back and seeing them all again very soon. We talked about everything and I caught them up on what was going on with me and they caught me up on the latest happenings there. I should probably give some background on these friends. The first night I was legal to get into a bar, the FIRST bar I ever went in was this gay bar that we used to hang out in. It was the BEST time I have EVER had in a bar. It was the first time I ever had Jell-O shots and the first time I had ever really seen the whole 'gay scene'. These people have stuck by me since then and have been wonderful friends. I totally miss you guys, I WILL be coming back to party and we WILL have to hit the bar again. Thanks to all of you for the phone call, keep in touch and I will do the same.
PEOPLE, PEOPLE, PEOPLE, one last time okay...DO NOT CALL ME IN THE MORNING UNLESS YOUR HOUSE IS ON FIRE! I got a call at 5 this morning, after being on the phone last night till about 2am! Do ya think I was happy to get it? Now you can tell me I should turn my ringer off. I keep it on JUST IN CASE someone calls me with an emergency. So I get this call, mind you it was from a friend that I have not talked to in ages, but still. I was in a foul mood for the first 5 minutes of the conversation and I didn't know where I was. I was having a wonderful dream. I was dreaming that I was in this field of tall grass, running like the wind, and Randy was chasing me. Then he tackled me and put my arms above my head and kissed me all over my face and then on my lips. It was a sunny day in the dream, NO clouds at all. The song in the background was the song from Ferris Beuller's Day Off when Sloan and Ferris were in the museum. The song is called "Please Let Me Get What I Want" by Dream Academy. I adore that song. Now you can understand why I was not amused when I was woken up from that dream!
Tonight...I will be turning my ringer off. If any of you have emergencies, you'll have to deal on your own.
Episode 1: Attack of the Hellish Personal Trainer
On his last ditch effort, he pushes the limits and bounds of sanity...this is...his last hope...
Enter: Heidi, ready to do cardio...
Enter: Personal Trainer, who follows Heidi around like a pathetic puppy.
Yes it's that time again, I have been going to the gym on a regular basis, going to Pilates class and also doing cardio/weight training. There is a trainer there who does not take no for an answer and who thinks he is God's Gift. Let me tell you something, even if you were the last man on earth, I would never date you.
He kept trying to talk to me and tell me that he could see results and blah blah blah. Finally I got fed-the-fuck-up, and told him AGAIN that I DO NOT come to the gym to socialize, I go there to do work and then leave. So then the idiot says to me "How 'bout leaving with me after your work out?" I just gave him this "boy are you fucking dumb" look and told him no and to leave me alone. I felt like getting my pair of Manolo Blahnik strappy sandals with the 4 inch heel and lodging it deep inside his skull. Shawna was with me and I was sure she was going to pee her pants cause of the funny scene this was creating, although I was not amused. This guy has been following me around and trying really hard, since I started going there. By now you would think he would get it through his thick skull that I am not interested.
End of Episode 1
Totally unrelated subject, I have been re-watching Sex and the City, I believe it was the third season they are repeating on TV. I am really disgusted with the way that Carrie (Sarah Jessica's character) is behaving. She cheated on Aidan, who to me is the epitome of an amazing guy, with her ex Mr. Big who is an asshole. Aidan had broken up with her and subsequently took her back after he found out she was cheating. Then Big has problems with his girlfriend and calls Carrie to come and see her and talk to her about HIS NEW relationship problems. Carrie is in the country with Aidan at HIS country home, and SHE invites Big to come there and talk to her. Wait...am I missing something here? How dumb is that notion? The problem is, is that I believe that women will watch this show and believe that it is all right to do what Carrie has done and it's all right because you can have your ex and your new BF in your life. Well, it doesn't work that way, it is wrong that they are even talking after the crap she put Aidan (the nice guy) through. It really bothers me because this does not only happen on screen it happens in reality as well. If there is one thing I do not tolerate, it is cheating. I hear women and men all the time talking about they could have someone on the side and their partner would never know. I do not understand how one can claim they love someone and then turn around and do the most intimate act with someone else and still claim they love their partner. Why be involved with someone in the first place if you can't keep it in your pants? I truly believe that there is only 1% of the population that can be monogamous. I do not believe that men were meant to be married or commited to one person. I do not believe that they are able to do that, I believe that gene is missing in their genetic makeup. You cannot have your cake and eat it too. If you want to screw around with a multitude of women, then don't marry someone, or be seriously involved with someone. It only causes heartbreak in the long run.
Friday Five-Top Five Songs To Have Sex To
1. I Wanna Know-Joe Slow and sensual, R&B it is good to feel the bump and grind.
2. Purple Rain-Prince I know this song might sound like a corny choice, but it has always gotten me in the mood and made me feel sexy. I enjoy starting it out with a slow, sensual strip.
3. Clair De Lune-Debussy It is my favorite classical piano song and it is perfect for when you want to be close and romantic.
4. St. Louise Is Listening-Soul Coughing The beat is amazing, it is edgy and for the more hardcore times when you want to get raunchy.
5. Waiting 4 Stars 2 Fall-Ottmar Liebert This song is very powerful and moving and intense, good for LONG intense sexual sessions.
*This list was compiled with the help of Randy.
In Darrin’s continued hateful and hurtful attempts to sabotage my relationship with Randy, he verbally attacked one of the nicest men I have had the honor of knowing. Especially when he has nothing to do with the situation, he has been nothing but honest and loyal. Darrin’s actions towards me are typical to society today; everyone else is to blame and no one stops to look at themselves to see when they are the one to blame. Typically the “Me” generation as Randy puts it is never to blame and always what’s in it for me no matter how much someone else will be hurt.
Supposedly last night, while I was having sex with Darrin on the staircase (we meet there for our supposed affairs frequently), Randy and I were on the phone and I was having, amazingly enough some of the best sex I have ever had in my life. Someone once said you can’t miss what you haven’t had, and they are right.
Unfortunately Darrin realises NOW what he is missing out on, too little to late. When you break someone down over the years and TRY desperately to pull something back together, hurting my friends and boyfriend in the process, it just destroys ANY chance we would ever have of being friends. Sucks to be you hunny!
Don't Mess With the Wicked Bitch of the West
From the moment I got up this morning I knew today was going to be hell.
I had turned off my ringer last night because I didn't want to deal with any more bullshit. This morning I woke to find a few messages on my machine.
First and foremost, I hate being played for the fool. If you lie to me, I will find out, I have my ways. If you don't tell me the WHOLE story, I will find out as well.
I have given people many chances to redeem themselves only to no avail.
It wouldn't be so bad if these were people I did not care about or have time invested in them. It wouldn't be so bad if I did not care about any of you, but because I do it hurts me that there would be half truths and lies going around. I have always said the one thing that I will not tolerate is being played for a fool. And it is now time to do some spring cleaning and get rid of some people who have been in my life.
On a totally unrelated subject last night I watched this documentary called Eyes. It is by a new director his name is David Ostry. It was just amazing and very moving. I loved the simplicity of it. It was extreme close ups of people's eyes, from all different age groups and ethnicities and they would talk about their lives, like the eyes tell the story. It made me cry at how beautiful and touching it was. If I could get it on DVD I would however it's a 15 minute documentary and probably not readily available.
I woke up early this morning and drove to the top of this hill and took pictures of the fog lifting, I hope they turn out. The fog was wrapped around the trees and made everything look like it was in a shrowd of mystery. Funny how sometimes life imitates art and vice versa.
Why Do Men Bullshit?
I mean seriously...why? They KNOW they're going to be found out, yet they tell you a lie right to your face. WHY?
I am NOT referring to ALL men, the majority yes.
If you have any thoughts on this PLEASE mail me. I would love to know, or comment in the comments section. I am sick of being lied to regardless of who it is that is doing the lying. Believe me, what goes around comes around and you will get yours honey.
